Quotes from the Road.

Things we have overheard our fellows citizens say:

1. In the lounge at the hotel: "Elvis Presley was a thief!"
2. Harry after sitting in the plane all day yesterday and limping into breakfast: "This will all feel better tommorrow."
3. All 3 planes landed for fuel today in the wind. When we went into the office there were a bunch of guys sitting around the table talking. Guy One to guy Two: What are you doing here? Guy Two: I was goin to fly but it is way too windy!
4. Walking along the top of Hoover Dam there were alot of people from every nationality looking and talking and taking pictures. There was one group of chinese tourists that were gathering to take a picture. Everyone was telling everyone else where to stand and what to do in chinese. So the photographer was yelling out instruction... chinese...chinese...chinese then "One", "Two", "Three" click. then chinese...chinese...chinese. I did not know that that was the universal attention getter for a photo.
5. At the mexican resturant at Monterey Bay, waitress walked up, "Anybody want another margarita?". An unidentified responder "At $3.00 how could you go wrong!"